JUST FOR LAUGHTER

Father: you wicked boy! you promised to be good, and you haven't, have you?

Son: no, dad

Father: And i promised to spank you if you weren't good. so what have you got to say?

Son: well, as i have broken my promise, i won't mind if you break yours dad!

AT A RESTAURANT:

Manager: now, staff, i want you to be extra nice to the customers today.

Waiter: Why sir? is somebody so important coming here today?

Manager: not at all. but the soup is burnt,the beef is tough, the fish is dry and the ice cream has melted!

Have a Great Day... And remember "Laugh, if thou art wise".